Saturday, August 13, 2005
The Showdown: PR's Undead VS Timo's Orc
This match is the battle of the best race of both PR and Timo. Who wins in this special edition of 05S8 monthly news? Find out in this superb commentary of the breathtaking match!
The game starts in the Lost Temple map where PR is on the left and Timo bottom.
With the same and boring build order of Crypt, Ziggurat, Altar of Darkness and Graveyard by PR and the special and cute build order of Altar of Storms, Burrow and Barracks by Timo. PR's first hero is the Death Knight and Timo's first hero is the Shadow Hunter!
"What a fabulous combination of heroes. This match sure is gonna get rough."
At 3mins into gameplay, PR creeps hard and Timo stood infront of the monsters waiting for Christmas to come.
"I bet Timo's got something up his sleeves(maybe just some armpit hair)."
Oh what funny names the heroes have. PR's DK's name is Lord Soulrender and Timo's SH's name is Jo Jo Headshrinker.
"I think blizzard entertainment name producer is really a funny and lame person don't you think so?"
At this point(4:27mins into the game) Jo Jo Headshrinker is still at lvl 1 with 88 exp and Lord Soulrender is at lvl 2 with 232 exp.
"Seems like PR is on the lead, but will his lead last?"
Timo suddenly attacks PR's Base at 5mins into the game and PR lost a Crypt Fiend!!! However, PR's forces came back to rescue the day and pushed Timo back causing him to lose a grunt. Sadly both are back in their bases tendering to the wounded.
"So Boring..."
PR reaches Tier 2 at 6mins23secs and Timo reaches Tier 2 at 6mins50secs. HAHAHA! PR's faster again. At this point, PR trained a 2nd hero - Lich and his crappy name is Venim Iceblade.
"It's rather humourous isn't it, to have weird names for weird creatures...eh, isn't that supposed to be correct? lol"
And a 2nd wave of attack by Timo at 9mins on PR's base with his tactic of Grunts+Headhunters and PR with tactic of Fiends and more Fiends. With the battle getting heated and PR's base under heavy fire by Timo, PR yet again comes in time to save his base. However, PR's Lord Soulrender went in too early and Timo's forces beseiged PR's DK and panic filled that DK. Luckily, PR manage to get his DK to squirm his way out with the Lich's special skill *Frost Armour. PR's Dk left the battlefield wounded and on the brink of death...
And that leaves PR's Lich and fiends to fight the battle. PR focus fires on Timo's SH and sent him on the brink of death too (haha!!!) and thus the boring act of retreating happens again....BuT! PR is not gonna let his SH run away freely, and with a spurt of his adrenaline, pushed himself forward and delivered 2 death coils onto Timo's SH and sent him to the alternate world. (PR giggles to himself hahaha)
With rage and anger filling up in Timo's BOWELS. He Spent all his gold into building the strongest land unit in the whole game....The mighty Taurens~!
"PR's in for a big surprise"
Now it's PR's turn to counter attack! He heads for Timo's base and employ the famous tactic of Hit-and-Run killing picking out many of Timo's units just like picking your own nose.(removing the shiny golden particles one by one)
and the best golden piece picked by PR is Timo's hero again! sending him to the alternative world yet again. Muhahaha.
I guess this match is dragging too long and it's PR's turn to get his strongest air unit....The Bony Frost Wyrms(btw, he spits ice-cubes).
And bla bla bla... PR took out Timo's base.
PR's casualties: 2 fiends throughout the whole game
Timo's casualties: too many to count.
PR's heroes levels: 6, 6
Timo's heroes levels: 3
And the game ended in approximately 25mins
To catch the replay, catch PR and he'll send it to u. =D
And that's the end of the Commentary. Catch us next time for more exciting matches. See you!
We kNoW ouR LimITs
posted by 05s8 @ 7:21 pm
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